"Poop is not a vegetable."
"Please laugh, Dad."
| How Dad learned balsamic vinegar contains sugar |
| Thumbs up! |
| Thumbs down! |
| This gesture had significance at the time... but both my parents forgot what it was. |
| Hoping for a bumper crop |
| The driver on the bus says, "Move on back, move on back, move on back!" |
| Where would you like me to take you, Tutu? |
| You mean I need a license to drive this? |