Week #164

"Do you think a cara cara orange drives a car? I don't think so; that's just a silly joke."
"Dad -- when I grow up I'm going to meet you in your office like at 12."
"I'm really interested in vomit. Because I like to see what's what."

Do ducks get spring break too?

Offering Abdu egg-hunting advice

Which one should I eat first?

Suite holder in the bleachers